What’s a cow’s favourite love song?When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.

They’re perfectly matched. He’s blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?Lou !

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?Sister Matic !

If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).

What kind of bell doesn’t ring?A dumbbell.

Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.

Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.

How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. “You’re welcome. “