Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.He picks it up, and as he’s looking […]
A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose, a friend asked, “how much did you pay for that?””I paid through the nose!” he replied
A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, “Could you read my palm?” He shows his hand to her, and she says, “But…I can’t read your hand.””Why?” the man asks.”I don’t understand your handwriting,” the woman replies.
Martin asked David, “In which state does the Ohio River run?” David answered with cool, “In the liquid state.”
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
The world’s most incredibly lazy man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. He wished for a horse, a sumo wrestler and a squirrel. “They’re yours, but what are they for?” the genie asked.”I’m tired of walking everywhere–I want to just ride the horse. The sumo […]
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is,” he said. […]
Q: Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? A: To win the no-bell prize.
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
