What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.

Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I “NEED” you!

Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania

Q. Why did the belt go to jail?A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays.

What’s the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don’t know and I don’t care!

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? “Genius has its limits.”