Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, ‘We’ve been hunting all day. We’ve shot at five deer – and not hit one!”OK. Let’s miss two more and then head back to camp,’ said Bob.
Mike and Pat went hunting. Mike saw a large goose fly by. He raised his rifle to shoot.’Don’t waste your time,’ Pat hollered.’The rifle is not loaded.”I can’t wait,’ Mike shouted back.’The bird will be gone if I take the time to load!’
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.”You’re extinct,” he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing.”What was that you said?” The hunter shouted at the top of his voice.”You are extinct.” The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. “So would you if you’d been dead […]
A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. “What are you hunting for?” asked an older hunter. “I don’t know. I ain’t seen it yet,” said the boy.
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to […]
A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy […]
Two Virginia boys, Sonny and Rick, went out hunting and split up. Sonny heard some rustling in the bushes and, by mistake, shot his friend. After trying to remove the bullet, he carried Rick to a doctor. Two hours later, after the physician had patched up the wounded hunter, Sonny asked, “Please, Doc. How’s my […]
The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, “I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn’t want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me.” “Well,” said a guest, “he certainly makes a […]
Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them – his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog. Once in the jungle he explained to his assistant, “I’ll climb this tree and shake the branches; if […]
