Why can’t meteorologists forecast the weather?-They are too busy studying comets and meteors
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?-In a high pressure cell
Why did the tornado get arrested?-For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder
A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and […]
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust devil say to the over-talkative dust devil?-You are really blowing a lot of hot air
The U.S. has only three hurricane warning centers – Coral Gables, FL, Guam, and Honolulu, HI (recently completed). All three have faced Category 4 hurricanes in the past month. Which only goes to show: If you build it, they will come!
I really don’t understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.
