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Idiot and fool jokes

Kennen was having a drink in a…

17 Nov , 2010  

Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. “Ah think somebody’s stealin’ yore pickup truck!” the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. “Well, did yew stop him?” asked Stakely. “Naw!” said the redneck. “He was too fast. But Ah got his license plate […]

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The July temperature in Joplin…

17 Nov , 2010  

The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, “How cum yer wearin’ two jackets?” ” ‘Cause,” said the redneck, “the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!”

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Izzard went into a Baltimore b…

17 Nov , 2010  

Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn’t have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. “Sure,” said Izzard. “There a mirror around here?” “There’s one on the wall right beside you,” said the clerk. Izzard took a glance in the mirror and heaved a sigh […]

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Mayne and Willard, two idiots,…

17 Nov , 2010  

Mayne and Willard, two idiots, were in a rowboat on a lake fishing. Suddenly the spray from a motorboat racing by flooded their boat. “How we gonna get the water out?” asked Mayne. “Easy,” said Willard. “We just bore a hole in the bottom of the boat and let the water drain out.” The men […]

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Zack and Tybe, two Alabama far…

17 Nov , 2010  

Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece. They sold each one for a dollar. After counting up their cash, they realized they’d wound up with the same amount of money they’d started out with. “See!” said Tybe. “Ah told yew we shoulda got a bigger […]

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When a small Montana village d…

17 Nov , 2010  

When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. “Ah think we should keep the old truck,” he said.”We can use it for all them false alarms!”

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Melburn was strolling along do…

17 Nov , 2010  

Melburn was strolling along downtown Natchez with a framed picture under his arm. “Hey, what yew got there?” asked a neighbor. “I dunno much ’bout art,” replied Melburn, “but Ah just bought me an original Michelangelo for two hundred dollars! It’s one of the few he ever did in ballpoint!”

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IRS Agent: What’s all this? Br…

17 Nov , 2010  

IRS Agent: What’s all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here’s some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .

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Jett was trying to light a mat…

17 Nov , 2010  

Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn’t work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn’t work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. “That’s a good one!” said the idiot, blowing it out. “Ah’m gonna […]

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“Why do rednecks act like such…

17 Nov , 2010  

“Why do rednecks act like such morons?” “Who says they’re acting?”

Idiot and fool jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pi…

17 Nov , 2010  

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Did you hear about the idiot w…

17 Nov , 2010  

Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled “Church Preference” he filled in: Red brick.