A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school’s drug policy last week – for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him “jump higher.”
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?- He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?So he could tell the time at night !
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?Because it had a hole in the middle.
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack.The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the sack?”The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there sack.”The younger man asks, “If I guess how many monkeys […]
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I’m going ?
My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!
A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain.’You can’t go home in this,’ said one of his friends, ‘ you’d better stay the night.”That’s very kind of you,’ said the boy. ‘ I’ll just run […]
A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator – ‘Dogs must be carried on this escalator.’The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.
