The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.Being a good leader, he then went to the […]

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not the Heat that’s so bad, it’s the Humidity.”

A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, “I am a hurricane induced tornado”.

Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS?-It is a no spin zone

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?-It burns too easily

How did the rainbow know is was lost?-It was a clear day

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?-Your pants are on backwards

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?-Candy Canes

What is the opposite of a cold front?-A warm back

How is snow white?-Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How is a hailstone like an onion?-They are both whitish and have layers