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Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the na…

30 Dec , 2010  

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?Bee-hive yourself !

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What is the difference between…

30 Dec , 2010  

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants !

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One woodworm met another. “How…

30 Dec , 2010  

One woodworm met another. “How’s life?” she asked. “Oh, same as usual,” he replied, “boring.”

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What do you get when you cross…

30 Dec , 2010  

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.

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What happened to the man who t…

30 Dec , 2010  

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?He just beetled off !

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Q: What did one flea say to th…

30 Dec , 2010  

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? – A: Should we walk home or take a dog?

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First Caribou: What do you cal…

30 Dec , 2010  

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind?Second Caribou: A maybee.

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What’s a bee-line ?The shortes…

30 Dec , 2010  

What’s a bee-line ?The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

Idiot and fool jokes

An idiot decided to start a ch…

30 Dec , 2010  

An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also […]

Idiot and fool jokes

There were two guys working fo…

30 Dec , 2010  

There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig.The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn’t […]

Idiot and fool jokes

One idiot said to the other, “…

30 Dec , 2010  

One idiot said to the other, “You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.

Insect jokes

What is the biggest ant in the…

30 Dec , 2010  

What is the biggest ant in the world ?An elephant !