30 Dec , 2010
What did the bee say to the naughty bee ?Bee-hive yourself !
30 Dec , 2010
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants !
30 Dec , 2010
One woodworm met another. “How’s life?” she asked. “Oh, same as usual,” he replied, “boring.”
30 Dec , 2010
What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.
30 Dec , 2010
What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?He just beetled off !
30 Dec , 2010
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? – A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
30 Dec , 2010
First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can’t make up his mind?Second Caribou: A maybee.
30 Dec , 2010
What’s a bee-line ?The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !
30 Dec , 2010
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also […]
30 Dec , 2010
There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig.The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn’t […]
30 Dec , 2010
One idiot said to the other, “You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can’t.