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Insect jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop…

12 Jan , 2011  

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?A fumble bee !

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Why do bees hum ?Because they’…

12 Jan , 2011  

Why do bees hum ?Because they’ve forgotten the words !

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What buzzes, is black and yell…

12 Jan , 2011  

What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ?A bee in a submarine !

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Can bees fly in the rain ?Not …

12 Jan , 2011  

Can bees fly in the rain ?Not without their little yellow jackets !

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How do we know that insects ar…

12 Jan , 2011  

How do we know that insects are so clever ?Because they always know when your eating outside !

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First Caribou: Which bug gobbl…

30 Dec , 2010  

First Caribou: Which bug gobbles up trash?Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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First Caribou: Which bug does …

30 Dec , 2010  

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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How does a queen bee get aroun…

30 Dec , 2010  

How does a queen bee get around her hive ?She’s throne !

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What’s black, yellow and cover…

30 Dec , 2010  

What’s black, yellow and covered in blackberries ?A bramble bee !

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What’s more dangerous than bei…

30 Dec , 2010  

What’s more dangerous than being with a fool ?Fooling with a bee !

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Why did the bee started talkin…

30 Dec , 2010  

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?He was waxing lyrical !

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Who writes books for little be…

30 Dec , 2010  

Who writes books for little bees ?Bee-trix Potter !