Insect jokes
12 Jan , 2011
What did the spider say to the bee ?Your honey or your life !
Who is a bee’s favourite painter ?Pablo Beecasso !
What does a bee get at McDonalds ?A humburger !
What kind of bee can’t be understood ?A mumble bee !
Why do bees buzz ?Because they can’t whistle !
What goes zzub, zzub ?A bee flying backwards !
What bee is good for your health ?Vitamin bee !
What are the cleverest bees ?Spelling bees !
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ?A bee is an aeroplane !
What did the confused bee say ?To bee or not to bee !
What’s a bees favourite flower ?A bee-gonias !
What did the bee say to the flower ?Hello honey !