Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?They where playing for the cup !
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?A firefly with a short circuit !
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
What is the most faithful insect ?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
What is a flea’s favourite book ?The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?Shall we walk home or take a dog ?
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ?”Why are we running so fast ?” said oneBecause it says “Tear along the dotted line”
