Why are mosquitos religious ?They prey on you !

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?A morese-quito !

What is the most religious insect ?A mosque-ito !

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !

What is a mosquito’s favourite sport ?Skin-diving !

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?To improve his bite !

What has antlers and sucks blood ?A moose-quito !

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?The Masked-quito !

What did one firefly say to the other ?Got to glow now !

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl !

How do fireflies start a race ?Ready steady glow !