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Insect jokes

Why are mosquitos religious ?T…

1 Mar , 2011  

Why are mosquitos religious ?They prey on you !

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What has 6 legs, bits and talk…

1 Mar , 2011  

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?A morese-quito !

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What is the most religious ins…

1 Mar , 2011  

What is the most religious insect ?A mosque-ito !

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What is the difference between…

1 Mar , 2011  

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !

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How do you know if you have a …

1 Mar , 2011  

How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !

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What is a mosquito’s favourite…

1 Mar , 2011  

What is a mosquito’s favourite sport ?Skin-diving !

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Why did the mosquito go to the…

1 Mar , 2011  

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?To improve his bite !

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What has antlers and sucks blo…

1 Mar , 2011  

What has antlers and sucks blood ?A moose-quito !

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What do you get if you cross t…

1 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?The Masked-quito !

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What did one firefly say to th…

1 Mar , 2011  

What did one firefly say to the other ?Got to glow now !

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If there are 5 flies in the ki…

1 Mar , 2011  

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl !

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How do fireflies start a race …

1 Mar , 2011  

How do fireflies start a race ?Ready steady glow !