What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ?You slap him and he slaps you back !
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?The Masked-quito !
If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?The one in the sugar bowl !