What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?A centipede with athlete’s foot !
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?He took too long to put his boots on !
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !
Why was the moth so unpopular ?He kept picking holes in everything !
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?He wanted to see the floor show !
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !
How do you make a butterfly ?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !