What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?A centipede with athlete’s foot !

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?He took too long to put his boots on !

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?A grasshover !

Why was the moth so unpopular ?He kept picking holes in everything !

What’s the biggest moth in the world ?A mammoth !

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?He wanted to see the floor show !

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What insect lives on nothing ?A moth, because it eats holes

How do you make a butterfly ?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

What do insects learn at school ?Mothmatics !