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Insect jokes

What is worse than an alligato…

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?A centipede with athlete’s foot !

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Why was the centipede dropped …

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?He took too long to put his boots on !

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What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, …

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What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?A centipede with a wooden leg !

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What do you call a grasshopper…

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What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ?A grasshover !

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Why was the moth so unpopular …

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Why was the moth so unpopular ?He kept picking holes in everything !

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What’s the biggest moth in the…

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What’s the biggest moth in the world ?A mammoth !

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Why did the moth nibble a hole…

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?He wanted to see the floor show !

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How do stones stop moths eatin…

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How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?Because rolling stones gather no moths !

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What do you get if you cross a…

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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What insect lives on nothing ?…

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What insect lives on nothing ?A moth, because it eats holes

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How do you make a butterfly ?F…

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How do you make a butterfly ?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

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What do insects learn at schoo…

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What do insects learn at school ?Mothmatics !