What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?Worm your way out of that one !
Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?Turns over a new leaf !
What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
Why was the centipede late ?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !
