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Insect jokes

What did the maggot say to his…

1 Mar , 2011  

What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?Worm your way out of that one !

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What did the earwig say as it …

1 Mar , 2011  

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs ?Ear we go !

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What kind of wig can hear ?An …

1 Mar , 2011  

What kind of wig can hear ?An earwig !

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Why don’t other bugs like earw…

1 Mar , 2011  

Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

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What is the definition of a ca…

1 Mar , 2011  

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?A worm in a fur coat !

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What does a caterpillar do on …

1 Mar , 2011  

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?Turns over a new leaf !

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What does a cat go to sleep on…

1 Mar , 2011  

What does a cat go to sleep on ?A caterpillow !

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What pillar doesn’t need holdi…

1 Mar , 2011  

What pillar doesn’t need holding up ?A caterpillar !

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What did one centipede say to …

1 Mar , 2011  

What did one centipede say to the other centipede ?You’ve got a lovely pair of legs, You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs,You’ve got a lovely pair of legs ….!

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What do you get if you cross a…

1 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Why was the centipede late ?Be…

1 Mar , 2011  

Why was the centipede late ?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !

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What has 50 legs but cant walk…

1 Mar , 2011  

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?Half a centipede !