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Insect jokes

What did the worm say to the o…

3 Mar , 2011  

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?Where in earth have you been !

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Why are glow worms good to car…

1 Mar , 2011  

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?They can lighten your load !

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How can you tell if you are lo…

1 Mar , 2011  

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?it has a blue light !

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What did the woodworm say to t…

1 Mar , 2011  

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?It’s been nice gnawing you !

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What did the maggot say to ano…

1 Mar , 2011  

What did the maggot say to another ?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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What do you get if you cross a…

1 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?A dirty kid !

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What do you get if you cross a…

1 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?Light ale !

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Why was the glow worm unhappy …

1 Mar , 2011  

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?Because her children weren’t that bright !

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What’s a glow worms favourite …

1 Mar , 2011  

What’s a glow worms favourite song ?Wake me up before you glow glow !

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How do you make a glow worm ha…

1 Mar , 2011  

How do you make a glow worm happy ?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !

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How can you tell which end of …

1 Mar , 2011  

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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Why didn’t the two worms get o…

1 Mar , 2011  

Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple ?Because everyone had to go on in pairs !