What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?Where in earth have you been !
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?They can lighten your load !
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?it has a blue light !
What did the woodworm say to the chair ?It’s been nice gnawing you !
What did the maggot say to another ?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?Light ale !
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?Because her children weren’t that bright !
What’s a glow worms favourite song ?Wake me up before you glow glow !
How do you make a glow worm happy ?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted !
How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !
Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple ?Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
