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Insect jokes

What did the spider say to the…

3 Mar , 2011  

What did the spider say to the fly ?We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

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What is red and dangerous ?Str…

3 Mar , 2011  

What is red and dangerous ?Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

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Why are spiders good swimmers …

3 Mar , 2011  

Why are spiders good swimmers ?They have webbed feet !

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What does a spider do when he …

3 Mar , 2011  

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?He goes up the wall !

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Why did the spider buy a car ?…

3 Mar , 2011  

Why did the spider buy a car ?So he could take it out for a spin !

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What do you get if you cross a…

3 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it !

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What happened when the chef fo…

3 Mar , 2011  

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?It became a daddy short legs !

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What did the spider say when h…

3 Mar , 2011  

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?Darn it !

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What is life like for a wood w…

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What is life like for a wood worm ?Boring !

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Why do worms taste like chewin…

3 Mar , 2011  

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?Because they’re wrigleys !

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What makes a glow worm glow ?A…

3 Mar , 2011  

What makes a glow worm glow ?A light meal !

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What do you get if you cross a…

3 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?Very big worm holes in your garden !