What did the spider say to the fly ?We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?
What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it !
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?It became a daddy short legs !
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?Very big worm holes in your garden !