What did the spider say to the fly ?We’re getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

What is red and dangerous ?Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

Why are spiders good swimmers ?They have webbed feet !

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?He goes up the wall !

Why did the spider buy a car ?So he could take it out for a spin !

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?I’m not sure, but I wouldn’t try smelling it !

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?It became a daddy short legs !

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?Darn it !

What is life like for a wood worm ?Boring !

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?Because they’re wrigleys !

What makes a glow worm glow ?A light meal !

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?Very big worm holes in your garden !