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What kind of bugs bother sport…

3 Mar , 2011  

What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!

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QUESTION: What do you get from…

3 Mar , 2011  

QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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What did the wife spider say t…

3 Mar , 2011  

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here !

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Why are spiders like tops ?The…

3 Mar , 2011  

Why are spiders like tops ?They are always spinning !

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What kind of doctors are like …

3 Mar , 2011  

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?Spin doctors !

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What would happen if tarantula…

3 Mar , 2011  

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

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What do you call a 100 spiders…

3 Mar , 2011  

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?A spinning wheel !

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What do you get if you cross a…

3 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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What is a spiders favourite TV…

3 Mar , 2011  

What is a spiders favourite TV show ?The newly web game !

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What do you call a big irish s…

3 Mar , 2011  

What do you call a big irish spider ?Paddy long legs !

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What are spiders webs good for…

3 Mar , 2011  

What are spiders webs good for ?Spiders !

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How do you spot a modern spide…

3 Mar , 2011  

How do you spot a modern spider ?He doesn’t have a web he had a website !