What kind of bugs bother sporting dogs? Ath-fleats!

QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?Your spinning me a yarn here !

Why are spiders like tops ?They are always spinning !

What kind of doctors are like spiders ?Spin doctors !

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital !

What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ?A spinning wheel !

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?I’m not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What is a spiders favourite TV show ?The newly web game !

What do you call a big irish spider ?Paddy long legs !

What are spiders webs good for ?Spiders !

How do you spot a modern spider ?He doesn’t have a web he had a website !