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Insect jokes

Surveyor: This house is a ruin…

3 Mar , 2011  

Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

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What is the wasps’ favorite so…

3 Mar , 2011  

What is the wasps’ favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

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Where do you take a sick wasp?…

3 Mar , 2011  

Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.

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What are ants called when they…

3 Mar , 2011  

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

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What do you call a stupid ant?…

3 Mar , 2011  

What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.

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What do you call a scruffy, la…

3 Mar , 2011  

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.

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Why don’t anteaters get sick? …

3 Mar , 2011  

Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies !

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What do you call an ant with f…

3 Mar , 2011  

What do you call an ant with frog’s legs? An antphibian.

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Boy: What’s the biggest ant in…

3 Mar , 2011  

Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My AuntBoy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt

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First Caribou: What well-known…

3 Mar , 2011  

First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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What is the difference between…

3 Mar , 2011  

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

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How to fleas travel ?Itch hiki…

3 Mar , 2011  

How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !