Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.

What is the wasps’ favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.

Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.

What do you call a stupid ant? Antwerp.

What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant? Decadant.

Why don’t anteaters get sick? Because they’re full of anty-bodies !

What do you call an ant with frog’s legs? An antphibian.

Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My AuntBoy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt

First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking !