Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder what stops it from falling down. Owner: I think the woodworm are holding hands.
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married? Ant-elopers.
Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My AuntBoy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt
First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !