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Insect jokes

What did one mosquito say to a…

3 Mar , 2011  

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?

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Why are mosquitoes annoying? B…

3 Mar , 2011  

Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.

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Why is it best to be bitten qu…

3 Mar , 2011  

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What do you call A Tale of Two…

3 Mar , 2011  

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.

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Why was the ladybird kicked ou…

3 Mar , 2011  

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.

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Which fly captured the ladybir…

3 Mar , 2011  

Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

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What insect lives on nothing? …

3 Mar , 2011  

What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

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How do you make a moth bawl? H…

3 Mar , 2011  

How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.

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A flea jumped over the swingin…

3 Mar , 2011  

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”

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If a flea and a fly pass each …

3 Mar , 2011  

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.

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What do you get if you cross a…

3 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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How do fireflies start a race?…

3 Mar , 2011  

How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!