What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.