What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?Fancy a bite?

Why are mosquitoes annoying? Because they get under your skin.

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes? A bite-time story.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.

Which fly captured the ladybird? The dragon-fly.

What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, “OK, who moved my dog?”

If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How do fireflies start a race? Ready, steady, glow!