I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I’ve changed my mind.Let’s hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
I hope you’re not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn’t get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.
I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on the internet…Yes – and it’s a mammoth task!
Does your mum like shopping on the Internet?No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. “But why do we have to hurry?” said one. “Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line’”.
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?A: “Dead ant, Dead Ant … Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant”(to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, “If you don’t eat all your cotton, you won’t get any satin.”
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, “You bite him ? I’m driving.”
