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Internet jokes

You’re a big internet fan, arn…

25 Mar , 2011  

You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you?Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!

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You’re a big Internet fan aren…

25 Mar , 2011  

You’re a big Internet fan aren’t you?Yes – it’s becoming a habit!

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Why do you think your report s…

25 Mar , 2011  

Why do you think your report should be on the net?Because my marks are all ‘E’s.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages …

25 Mar , 2011  

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?Because they can’t stop saving their work.

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Where does the Internet footba…

25 Mar , 2011  

Where does the Internet football team play?Webley.

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What do you call someone who s…

25 Mar , 2011  

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, they’re not listening to you anyway.

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Teacher: What are the four ele…

25 Mar , 2011  

Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I’m on the Net, I’m in my element.

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Teacher: Don’t forget to check…

25 Mar , 2011  

Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.

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So what exactly can I learn on…

25 Mar , 2011  

So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like – it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? It’s working already.

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Since you’ve discovered the In…

25 Mar , 2011  

Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you don’t pay any attention to me!Who said that?

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I use the internet to tell me …

25 Mar , 2011  

I use the internet to tell me what the weather’s like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it’s raining!

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I see you’ve got your bill for…

25 Mar , 2011  

I see you’ve got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dad’s really going to get the hump!