You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you?Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
Why do you think your report should be on the net?Because my marks are all ‘E’s.
Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?Because they can’t stop saving their work.
What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?Anything you like, they’re not listening to you anyway.
Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I’m on the Net, I’m in my element.
Teacher: Don’t forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: It’s not the questions I have trouble with, it’s the answers.
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet?Anything you like – it can even teach you to talk like an Indian.How?See? It’s working already.
Since you’ve discovered the Internet, you don’t pay any attention to me!Who said that?
I use the internet to tell me what the weather’s like.How do you do that?I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it’s raining!
I see you’ve got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dad’s really going to get the hump!