What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?Oh give it arrest.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?Click Jagger.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?Click Whittington

What’s the best city to search the World Wide Web in?Rome.

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?They never want to log off.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Where’s Spiderman’s home page?On the world wide web.

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?