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What do you get if you cross t…

25 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?Spotted click

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What do you get if you cross a…

25 Mar , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?The Site-anic.

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What did you say to the police…

25 Mar , 2011  

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?Oh give it arrest.

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Who writes hit musicals on the…

25 Mar , 2011  

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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Who is the oldest singer on th…

25 Mar , 2011  

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?Click Jagger.

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Which Lord Mayor of London was…

25 Mar , 2011  

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?Click Whittington

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What’s the best city to search…

25 Mar , 2011  

What’s the best city to search the World Wide Web in?Rome.

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Why was the skeleton using the…

25 Mar , 2011  

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Why do beavers spend a fortune…

25 Mar , 2011  

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?They never want to log off.

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Why did the mummy stop using t…

25 Mar , 2011  

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Where’s Spiderman’s home page?…

25 Mar , 2011  

Where’s Spiderman’s home page?On the world wide web.

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Teacher: Why are you pushing g…

25 Mar , 2011  

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?