What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website….Hyp, Hyp Hooray.
Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound!Look, what more do you want? Blood?
If doors have a website shouldn’t windows have one too?We’d better, or it will be curtains for us.
I can’t find a shark website….That’s cos you’re dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dumb……
Have you got the address of the butter website?Yes, but don’t spread it around.
How did the flea learn to use the internet?He had to start from scratch.
Did you know pillows have their own website?Really? Well you could knock me down with a feather!
What did the sausage say when it couldn’t log on to the Internet?If at first you don’t succeed Fry, Fry again
What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
