How are you getting on with the Internet?Surf far, so good.

How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.

I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Don’t you mean netsurfing?No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!

You need to log on to the window repair website!I did – but it gave me a pane!

Why do you keep going back to that fishing website?I can’t help it, I’m hooked.

Who started the campfire website?Some bright spark.

Who runs the 100 acre wood website?www.innie the pooh.

Who has the best website in the jungle?The Onlion King.

Where is Pinocchio’s website?On the splinternet.

What do builders use to make websites?Com.crete.

What did you think of our website?A little bit tacky.

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?Boy do we have problems.