Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?Because he footman turned into a mouse.
Why couldn’t the baby camel surf the Internet?Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.
Why are frogs no good at websurfing?Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Does your dog know how how to surf the internet?No – but he’s got a ruff idea.
Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?Because they’re scared of the mouse.
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?www.oody www.oodpecker.
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?The www.izard of Oz.
What’s hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there’s a full moon?The www.erewolf.
What surfs the Internet and goes, ‘Choo, Choo’?Thomas the Search Engine.
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing?The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you’ll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net.What an intelligent animal!Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
