What type of wind is named after Santa Claus’s warm climate cousin?Santa Ana

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?Katabatic

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?-If it spins anti-cyclonically

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?-Fog

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?-Ball lightning

Why was the lightning grilled on the stove?-To make heat lightning

How do rain drops marry?-They coalesce

How did the hail stone describe it’s life?-It really has a lot of ups and downs

What game do tornadoes like to play?-Twister

What is a hurricane’s favorite pet?-Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?-They crack up

Why did the updraft get pulled over?-It was speeding in a high shear zone