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Journalist jokes

An honest weatherman says, “To…

5 Aug , 2011  

An honest weatherman says, “Today’s forecast is bright and sunny with an 80% chance that I’m wrong.”

Journalist jokes

A weather forecaster took a jo…

5 Aug , 2011  

A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country. When asked why he transferred he replied, “The weather didn’t agree with me.”

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What do you get if you cross a…

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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What do you get if you cross a…

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?A spooksman !

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What do you get if you cross a…

5 Aug , 2011  

What do you get if you cross a newsreader and a toad ?A croaksman !

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What do you get if you cross a…

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What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ?A common tater !

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Why did the nutty kid throw bu…

5 Aug , 2011  

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

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Q: How many journalists does i…

5 Aug , 2011  

Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric […]

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Reporter: What made you go out…

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Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Reporter: To what do you attri…

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Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age?Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890.

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Reporter: My editor sent me to…

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Reporter: My editor sent me to do the burglary. Policeman: You’re too late – it’s already been done.

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A woman telephoned her local n…

5 Aug , 2011  

A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children. The reporter didn’t quite hear the message and said, “Would you repeat that?” “Not if I can help it,” replied the woman.