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King Kong jokes

What do you get if you cross K…

5 Aug , 2011  

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.

King Kong jokes

What is as big as King Kong bu…

5 Aug , 2011  

What is as big as King Kong but doesn’t weigh anything? King Kong’s shadow.

King Kong jokes

If King Kong went to Hong Kong…

5 Aug , 2011  

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

King Kong jokes

How can you mend King Kong’s a…

5 Aug , 2011  

How can you mend King Kong’s arm if he’s twisted it?With a monkey wrench.

King Kong jokes

What’s big and hairy and climb…

5 Aug , 2011  

What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.

Judge jokes

How is a judge like an English…

5 Aug , 2011  

How is a judge like an English teacher?They both hand out long sentences.

Judge jokes

What did the judge say when a …

5 Aug , 2011  

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!

Judge jokes

Before a burglary trial, the j…

5 Aug , 2011  

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, “You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers.”The man thought for a moment. “What are peers?” he asked.”They’re people just like you your equals.””Forget it,” retorted the defendant. “I don’t want to be tried by […]

Judge jokes

It seems that a lawyer had a l…

5 Aug , 2011  

It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, “Boy, are you in trouble. I’m a lawyer!”The driver looked out his […]

Judge jokes

A red-faced judge convened cou…

5 Aug , 2011  

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn’t true.”I’m as sober as you are, your honor,” the man claimed.The judge replied, “Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days.”

Judge jokes

When is an English teacher lik…

5 Aug , 2011  

When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.

Judge jokes

Who is the most powerful ghoul…

5 Aug , 2011  

Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.