What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.

Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn’t like Chinese food.

What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.