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King Kong jokes

What do you get if King Kong s…

5 Aug , 2011  

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.

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What do you do if you fiend Ki…

5 Aug , 2011  

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.

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What should you do if you are …

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What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.

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Where does King Kong sleep? An…

5 Aug , 2011  

Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

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What would you get if you cros…

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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

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What business is King Kong in?…

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What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.

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If King Kong came to England w…

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If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.

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What is big, hairy and can fly…

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What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.

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Why did King Kong paint the bo…

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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

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Why didn’t King Kong go to Hon…

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Why didn’t King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn’t like Chinese food.

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What’s brown and furry on the …

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What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm

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Who is the smelliest, hairiest…

5 Aug , 2011  

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.