What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don’t monkey with him.
What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he’s a beef-eater.
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm