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Knock Knock jokes

Knock KnockWho’s there !Abyssi…

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Abyssinia !Abyssinia who ?Abyssinia when I get back !

Knock Knock jokes

Knock KnockWho’s there !Abel !…

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Knock KnockWho’s there !Abel !Abel who ?Abel to see you, ha, ha!

King Kong jokes

What did the big ape say when …

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? “Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”

King Kong jokes

If King Kong went to Hong Kong…

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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !

King Kong jokes

What is big hairy and can fly …

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What is big hairy and can fly ?King Kongcorde !

King Kong jokes

If you crossed King Kong and a…

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If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.

King Kong jokes

What did King Kong say when he…

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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?”Are you my mother?”

King Kong jokes

What do you get if you cross K…

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.

King Kong jokes

How do you catch King Kong? Ha…

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How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

King Kong jokes

Why is King Kong big and hairy…

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Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

King Kong jokes

What do you get if King Kong f…

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.

King Kong jokes

What do you get if King Kong s…

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.