Knock KnockWho’s there !Abyssinia !Abyssinia who ?Abyssinia when I get back !
What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? “Oops! King Kong ring wrong.”
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?A lid !
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?A ding-dong King Kong.
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?”Are you my mother?”
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
