yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine on a cloudy day”…..
yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
Come on, Fred, I’ll take you to the zoo. If the zoo wants me, let them come and get me!
Some vampires went to see Dracula. They said, “Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any advice?” “Yes,” replied Dracula, “have lots of giraffes.”
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
yo mama aint got no ears hollin bout let me hear both sides of da story!
