Have you heard about the goodweather witch? She’s forecasting sunny spells.

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

How do you get milk from a witch’s cat? Steal her saucer.

What do you call two witches who share a room? Broom-mates.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?To keep their hats pointed.

What do you call a witch who kills her mother and father? An orphan.

Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No, but I can pick it up.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat? To keep her head warm.