Why won’t a witch wear a flat cap? Because there’s no point in it.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom? A witch in a minefield.

What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?Ivy.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat? So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital? With any luck you’ll be able to get up for a spell.

What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.

How do witches lose weight? They join weight witches.

What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What’s the favorite subject of young witches at school? Spelling.

Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn’t spell properly.