What’s a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?It’s a dead letter day.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
What’s the definition of a school report? A poison pen letter from the principal.
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don’t you swerve to hit him?A: It might be your bicycle.
“How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman,” lawyer replied, “Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question.”
A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case and the defendant, who had both a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4:30 p.m. and getting a jury would take time, so the judge called a recess and went out in the hall […]
At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: “Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?” “Really?” the other replied, “Why did you switch?” “Well, for four very good reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants […]
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, “Don’t worry – we have plenty of those where I come from.” The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the […]
