Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?MT (empty) .

How many letters are there in the alphabet?Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?Add “er” to short and it becomes shorter.

Where do you put letters to boys?In a mail (male) box.

When is a letter damp?When it has postage due (dew).

What girl’s name is like a letter?Kay (K).

What letter is like a vegetable?The letter P.

Why do postmen carry letters?Because the letters can’t go anywhere by themselves.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?Nothing. It just shuts up.

Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken.His father wrote back saying, ‘In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles.’Josh wrote back, ‘To tell the truth, I didn’t think much of it either.

Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn’t know who it was from.