Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?She kept trying to poach her ideas.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?’Voodoo like to dance with me ?’
First witch: My, hasn’t your little girl grown ?Second witch: Yes, she’s certainly gruesome.
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ?Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ?Witch: No I wouldn’t.Wizard: No, well nor will she.
1st Witch: What’s your new boyfriend like ?2nd Witch: He’s mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil – but he has some bad points too !
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright !’Owl be seeing you later.’
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
What did the young witch say to her mother?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
