How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?She calls the flying squad !
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?Don’t bite any witches !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?A witch with a blindfold !
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?By her suntan !
Where did the witch get her furniture ?From the ideal gnome exhibition !
What is a witch’s favourite TV show?Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Witch l: “How do you manage to stay in shape?” Witch 2: “I get a lot of hexercise.”
What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director? Steven Spellberg!
