Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn’t.marr
BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough, sir.DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy!BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife….DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.Now I catch her in my pockets.
Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath?A: Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
Q: How do you know when you’re at a hillbilly wedding?A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
She was two thirds married once.What do you mean ?Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn’t !
