Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?A. A widow.
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?A. Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Q. What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?A. Put the remote control between his toes.
Q. What’s a man’s idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?A. A power failure.
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?A. Any place without a drive-up window.
Q. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
