How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, it’s never happened.
Why do so few men end up in Heaven?They never stop to ask directions.
How are men like carpet tiles?If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesn’t have to retrain him.
When do men insist that women are illogical?When a woman doesn’t agree with them.
How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?He has a bath more than once a month.
