In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. – Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by up to 90%. – It’s called wedding cake.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months! – I don’t like to interrupt her.
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?It’s called The Hex-Files.
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition? She was beaten by the microphone stand.
What did the witch say to the ugly toad? I’d put a curse on you – but somebody beat me to it!
What did the young witch say to her mother ?Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !
