How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism.Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it aroused, with eyes glistening she slipped […]
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.
Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you would love her.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?”God says: “So she would love you.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?”God says: “So she would love you.”
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower.
