How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?None. The light bulb will change itself when it’s ready.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bridge. What’s come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN’T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 seconds to live.Wait a minute please.
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket.You do look a little pail.
Doctor, doctor, I can’t concentrate, one minute I’m ok, and the next minute, I’m blank!And how long have you had this complaint?What complaint?
Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights.And how long have you had this complaint?Who wants to know?
Doctor, doctor, I’m manic-depressive.Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a spoon.Sit there and don’t stir.
