You Might be a Marine Wife if:1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you. 2. You earned an Accounting degree by deciphering your husband’s LES and running a family on what was ACTUALLY deposited. 3. “Savings” sounds like a great idea and you hope to someday have some. 4. […]
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: He’d just signed up at an army recruiter’s office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation.”Oh, come on, quit pulling our […]
At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: “What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?””That object, naturally.””What makes you think that?”” ‘Cause we can see the moon any clear night, and we can’t see that object even at day time.”
An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven. The officer flyboy replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four of my pilot friends and saw two seabees harrassing […]
SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS
Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats? You know you need a psychiatrist!
Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I’m going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ?I can’t understand it either, because I planted cabbage !
A woman entered a psychiatrist’s consulting room leadind a kangaroo.”I’m worried about my husband, doctor, ” she said. “He keeps thinking he’s a kangaroo! “
Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?
Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: You’ve got multiple personalities.
Fred: “Why are you so upset?” Harry: “My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning.” Fred: “So what?” Harry: “So she said to him, ‘Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I’ve been telling you about’.”
