Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.

Q: What is Iraq’s national bird ? A: Duck

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.

Q: “How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?” A: “We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.”

Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.

Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.

Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The civilians had forgot to finish […]

Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command. Daily he was seen jumping all over his officer candidates and yelling at them as he supposedly developed them into future Naval Officers. We […]

Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov.- Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.