Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,”Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?” “Whada ya win?” “A million dollars!” said the redneck. “You get a dollar a year for a million years.” “How much are they each?” “Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for […]
At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars.One of the chamber members stood up and said,”I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army.”
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. “Oh yes, I’ve done that,” said the old gentleman. “I’ve only got to make a will. And […]
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, here’s the elastic band.
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That’s what I’m afraid of!
What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.
I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen – why don’t you pay with a smile? I’d like to but they insist on money
Dad, would you like to save some money?I certainly would, son. Any suggestions? Sure. Why not buy me a bike, then I won’t wear my shoes out so fast.
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. “I’m not paying,” said the duck. “I’ve only got one bill and I’m not breaking it.””I’ve spent my last buck,” said the deer. “Then the duck’ll have to pay,” said the skunk. “Getting here cost me my last scent.”
