Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.

First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.

Little monster: Mom, I’ve finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I’ll save it for your supper.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.

On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.

How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.

What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it’s a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.