1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: He’s at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, what’s he studying ?2nd Monster: Nothing, they’re studying him!
Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.
What’s the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!
What does the hungry monster get after he’s eaten too much ice cream?More ice cream!
Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course – he’d be eggs-terminated.
The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn’t like him anyway.
What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can’t hear you.
First Monster: I’m so thirsty my tongue’s hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!
What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.
What did Frankenstein’s monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don’t talk with someone in your mouth.
