Where do you find monster snails?On the end of monsters fingers.

How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target.

What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? “Pleased to eat you!”

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?He was exceeding the feed limit!

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!

What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? Prankenstein!

How does a monster begin a fairy tale?”Once upon a slime . . .”

Girl Monster 1: “I hear you’ve met the perfect guy.” Girl Monster 2: “Oh yes, he’s a bad dream come true!”

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o’-lantern? They both have empty heads.

What do young female monsters do at parties ?They go around looking for edible bachelors !

First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well you’d better roll them back to her, she might need them.